The hare and the Bear (Tortoise on a honeymoon)

You've all heard of the story about the hare and the tortoise. Well the tortoise after winning the famous race, got married and is is now on a honeymoon. Because of this reason, I had to settle down signing up the bear for this story :P

Here it goes...

A bear and a hare were walking through the woods when they come across a golden frog. They think of this to be an amazing discovery and they are even more amazed when the golden frog talks to them. The golden frog admits that he is a magical frog, and doesn’t often meet other residents of the forest, but when he does, he grants them three wishes each.

The bear immediately asks that all the other bears in the forest be female. The frog immediately grants this wish.

The hare thinks for a while and asks for a crash helmet and one appears, which he places on his head.

The bear is surprised at such a wasteful wish, but carries on with his next wish. He asks that all the bears in the neighboring forests be female as well. This wish is also fulfilled.

The hare then wishes that he could have a motorcycle. It appears before him, and he climbs on board and starts revving the engine.

The bear cannot believe it. He remarks to the hare that he has wasted two wishes. Then, shaking his head, he makes his final wish, “I wish that all the other bears in the world be female as well.”

The frog replies that it has been done and they both turn to the hare for his last wish.

The hare thinks for a second, then revs up the engine and says, “I wish for the bear to be gay!” and promptly drives off as fast as he can!

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18 reasons to compare sex to riding a Bike

For all of you who believe in it, here's a ready reckoner and to those who've never believed in that, after reading this You will!
1. You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere.
2. Its best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory.
3. You can do it with no hands, but its best not to try it until you have a lot of experience.
4. Its easier to learn with the help of someone who has a lot of experience.
5. You can do it by yourself, but its usually not as much fun.
6. Its usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try.
7. Its best to have a soft place to land.
8. You dont need any special clothing, but you can get some if you are really into it.
9. If youre with someone who is having trouble keeping up, its usually best to slow down and wait for them.
10. Most people think it looks easy until they try it for the first time.
11. Once you learn, you never forget how.
12. If you fall off get right back on.
13. If you get a flat, try pumping it back up.
14. Remember to signal before you change direction.
15. Make sure that you've got a firm grip.
16. Sometimes its nice to have a cushy seat.
17. Once youre over the top, you can just coast the rest of the way.
18. That's why some of them are called Mountin Bikes.

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